I have no friends!

I have not had a single commenter for about a month and a half! Where have they all gone? I guess I 'm here alone now. I guess I 'll still blog. Most likely about sad and unhappy things, for I have no friends, I don't know if I even have a link to raise my low spirits. Must this be the end of my blogging career? Shall I go and press the dreaded button deleting all history of my existence in the blogospere? Or shall I wander on, like a wild and tortured soul, through to the end of my blog? Will you watch with a knowing smile or try to help me as I wander? Oh woe is me, for all is lost!